“They call me a vase, but really? With this ridiculously miniscule opening? I say thank the lucky stars my hole is too tiny to be actually functional. I mean, who wants random stems poking around in their private parts? Seriously. It’s perverse.

I’m proudly ornamental. A one-of-a-kind handcrafted ceramic ‘vase’, with rather fine gold-glazed spikes.”

One of a kind ceramic 'vase', 16 x 11cm. Only 1 available.